There's a total of *one* thing. I never allow anyone to ask how things could possibly get worse. In my experience, the universe always obliges and grants you the pleasure of experiencing it. Eventually, I banned my father from saying it. I never say it ( Read more... )

I do, in fact, believe in astrology. I read *a* horoscope every day. I don't put much stock in it because it's automated. When it's right, it's very right. When it's wrong, well, it just couldn't be much more wrong. Using Astrology to predict the future requires a human touch, and careful selection of variables ( Read more... )